Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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