Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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