As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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