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And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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