a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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