If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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