If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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