your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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