I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
i now understand why vodka
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
He has the fingertips of a God
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