Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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