any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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