Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I am puke
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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