: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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