Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Randomize
