you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize
