i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
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