so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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