So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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