Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
We just shotgunned beers for America
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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