Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
Randomize
