i think i have herpe
just one?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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