i permit you to call me
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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