Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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