worst night to have a conscience
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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