It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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