I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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