y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
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