Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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