i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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