I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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