Please, let me fuck your mom
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she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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