i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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