All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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