I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I just cut my nipple shaving
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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