I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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