i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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