Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
Randomize
