Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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