So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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