STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
You work out of a Hotel?
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Randomize
