Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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