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(714): View more from California

Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.

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(912): View more from Georgia

Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony

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(707): View more from California

just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.

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(319): View more from Iowa

i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines

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(815): View more from Illinois

I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.

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(778): View more from British Columbia

Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.

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(705): View more from Ontario

She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it

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(830): View more from Texas

So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now

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