At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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