theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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