5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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