yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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