I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I am one with the molecules
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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