No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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