Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
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