His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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