i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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