I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Randomize
