hell yes lets make some ravioli
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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