at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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