I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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