so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
i just google imaged poop.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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