So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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