I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
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