we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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