It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
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